The only thing at which people do not fail

Is to disappoint you.

Dr. Oetker

Thank you for curing my appetitis majoris with your delicious pizzas.

The question is not what makes us like a particular song

The question is why don't we all like the same song.

"Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me"

"No hope, no harm,
Just another false alarm."

Why are all the men I love either gay, Jew or somehow rather unattainable?

Are you (still) afraid of the dark?

"I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark."

Stephen Hawking in an interview for the Guardian.

We need the eggs

"Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships – you know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd, but, I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs."